22
Oct
I ain’t afraid of no ghost!
Continuing our Halloween vibe, this week we sat down to discuss one of the greatest comedies ever made, the original Ghostbusters!
We laugh, we cry, and Clint gets disgusted at the sheer love had for Sigourney Weaver.
Memorable Movie Quotes
Gozer: [after Ray orders her to re-locate] Are you a God?
[Ray looks at Peter, who nonchalantly nods yes]
Dr. Raymond Stantz: No.
Gozer: Then… DIE!
[Lightning flies from her fingers, driving the Ghostbusters to the edge of the roof and almost off; people below scream]
Winston Zeddemore: Ray, when someone asks you if you’re a god, you say “YES”!
Dr. Peter Venkman: We came, we saw, we kicked its ass!
Dr. Peter Venkman: No, no. Just asking. Are you, Alice, menstruating right now?
Library Administrator: What has that got to do with it?
Dr. Peter Venkman: Back off, man. I’m a scientist.
Louis: I am Vinz, Vinz Clortho, Keymaster of Gozer. Volguus Zildrohar, Lord of the Sebouillia. Are you the Gatekeeper?
Louis: Gozer the Traveler. He will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldrini, the traveler came as a large and moving Torg! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick supplicants, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant Slor! Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!
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11
Apr
Welp, Devo fucked up. This week was supposed to be a look back at Hellboy (2004), but some dumb dumb accidentally deleted his recording.
So with Star Wars Celebration just around the corner, we deemed in appropriate to reshare our episode on Star Wars: Episode I: The Phantom Menace.
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The Kim Coppola Award
Awarded to the Finest Worst Actor of the Film
Jake Lloyd as Anakin Skywalker
Movie Details
Directed by George Lucas
Produced by Rick McCallum
Written by George Lucas
Starring
Liam Neeson
Ewan McGregor
Natalie Portman
Jake Lloyd
Ian McDiarmid
Anthony Daniels
Kenny Baker
Pernilla August
Frank Oz
Music by John Williams
Cinematography David Tattersall
Edited by Paul Martin Smith, Ben Burtt
Production company Lucasfilm Ltd.
Distributed by 20th Century Fox
Release date May 19, 1999 (United States)
Running time 133 minutes
Budget $115 million
Box office $1.027 billion
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21
Mar
Celebrating its 20th anniversary, the deviants of Welcome 2 Show; The Clintoris, The Guch, and The Devoslack sit down to watch Ravenous!
How to enjoy this episode:
- Crack open a beer
- Grill a piece of meat ULTRA MEDIUM-RARE
- Drink and eat bloody meat
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Deviant Casting Director
Robert Carlyle is a perfect villain, but I’d love to see someone like Samuel L Jackson try on the role. Maybe Tilda Swinton?
John Boyd is a man struggling with his demons, and those demons are the need to eat people.
Neal McDonough is a badass, the scene with him in the river is insane.
Deviant Script Doctor
The “main” cast is wiped out within the first half of the movie.
It’s Just so Ridiculous!
There’s no fucking way Guy Pierce survives that jump right?
- Dude had a nasty compound fracture, wouldn’t he have gotten gangrene or something?
Colonel Ives is so nonchalant, pragmatic about it, feeding the chickens, holding someone’s skeleton hand, ridiculous lol
The Kim Coppola Award
Awarded to the Worst Actor of the Film
The Guch – David Arquette
Devo – David Arquette – “Sometimes I just hate his face.”
The Clintoris – Jeffery Davies
Overall – David Arquette
Deviantly Repeatable Quotes
“HE WAS LICKING ME!” – Toffler
“Breakfast, lunch and reinforcements.” – Col. Ives / F.W. Colqhoun
Deviant Remake
- There has to be an industry-wide statute of 20-30 years before you even think about a re-make, and I think it’s about time that we can see Ravenous re-invisioned.
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- Maybe a more modern take? A modern war?
- Go more sci-fi? Zombies vs Cannibals?
Deviant-Worthiness
- 1,000 times yes, please watch this movie.
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13
Mar
Celebrating its 20th anniversary, the deviants of Welcome 2 Show; The Clintoris, The Guch, and The Devoslack sit down to watch Wing Commander!
Wing Commander was a victim of trying to jump on the new hotness that was movie adaptations of popular video games. After the success(?) of Super Mario Bros., Street Fighter, and Mortal Kombat, somebody somewhere decided that Hollywood needed to experience the thrill of space combat with Wing Commander.
Of course, this movie would go down in a burning furball of glory.
Awesome special effects inspired by the greats of sci-fi? Negative.
Historical accuracy to the source material? Negative.
Gripping acting to at least keep you in the space? Double negative.
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Deviant Casting Director
- The acting is atrocious!
- Was Freddie Prinze trying for an accent?
- Panaka from guard from Star Wars: Episode I – The Phantom Menace is in it! And he’s a Brit!
- Mark Hamill the voice of Merlin? Mark was also a voice on the Wing Commander Academy animated show
Deviant Script Doctor
- The space station was in an asteroid, pretty cool, have we seen that before?
- Zulu time? Wtf is that?
- They do this thing that Star Wars n Star Trek to a lesser degree always seemed to avoid: somehow they’re more technologically advanced (space travel, simulated gravity, etc), yet much of their tech is inferior to ours (computer screens, floppy discs, etc)
- What good is a self-destruct if it malfunctions?!
- The one-liners are terrible. “Buy one get one free”?
- “He really is a good guy once you get to know him.” Is that a popular phrase?
- The Kilrathi were garbage.
It’s Just so Ridiculous!
- The effects for the fighters were sooooo bad.
- Devereuax looked like a zombie, and Blair starts making out with her!?
The Kim Coppola Award
Awarded to the Worst Actor of the Film
Matt Lillard.
However, since all of the acting was atrocious in this movie, we decided to flip the script and honor the “best” actor of this film, that being Tchéky Karyo.
Deviantly Repeatable Quotes
When he got thru the quasar, his expression was so terrible lol like a poor man’s version of Keanus Ted.
Deviant Remake
Please god no.
Deviant-Worthiness
Garbage, don’t bother.
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Show Quotes
“This movie is like watching every single CD-Rom cutscene from Wing Commander.” – Devo
“This isn’t the worst video game movie out there.” – The Guch
“What do you think is worse?” – The Clintoris
“House of the Dead.” – The Guch and Devo simultaneously
“I would rather watch Double Dragon than this movie.” – The Guch
“I’ve actually watched She’s All That a lot, and I’m not afraid to say that because… I’m a man.” – The Guch
“You saw this in the theater!? Jesus christ!” – The Clintoris
“If you’re Freddie Prinze, do you leave Devereaux there or would you go back?” – The Clintoris
“You know what, Earth had its time…” – Devo
“Do you think the Kilrathi shave down there?” – Devo
“The mouth movement you get when you’re watching the show at Chuck E. Cheese 1,000 times better than what was happening in this movie with the Kilrathi.” – Devo
“He’s trying to break the ice, he’s trying to incorporate himself with the rest of the crew and what does he do? He brings that sweet sweet bottle of Johnny Walker Black.” – Devo
“If you were to offer me a pizza and a 12 pack, I’d totally re-watch this movie.” – Devo
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