Month: March 2019

Mad Max

Celebrating its 40th anniversary, the deviants of Welcome 2 Show; The Clintoris, The Guch, and The Devoslack sit down to watch Mad Max!

We are the Nightriders!

We’re a fuel injected suicide machine!

We’re a rocker, we’re a roller, we’re out-of-controller!

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Deviant Casting Director

  • Tom Hardy was great, but you want to keep it with the Aussies, gotta go Hugh Jackman.
  • Bubba looked like Johnny Lee Miller, coulda been Matthew Lillard too!
  • Hugh Laurie as Goose
  • Rob Halford as Fifi
  • Bill Murray as Johnny the Boy
  • Robin Williams as Toecutter

It’s Just so Ridiculous!

  • The fuck is the baby playing with a gun for!?!?
  • I am a roody poo, candy ass!
  • Toecutter holding the shotty near his face then blasts it, fucker would be deaf!!
  • No fucking car seats for the kid!?!?
  • WHO’S WATCHING THE FUCKING BABY!?!?
    • Mel’s off to the forest
    • Mom is breaking down
    • Grannie on the phone
  • Was Max’s Interceptor an automatic? Because that shit would be impossible to drive with a blasted leg.
  • How EASY is it to find people in this movie!?

The Kim Coppola Award

Awarded to the Finest Worst Actor of the Film

Guch – MFP Mechanic | Johnny the Boy

Devo – Tim Burns as Johnny the Boy | Toecutter

Clintoris – Toecutter | Johnny the Boy

Winner: Tim Burns as Johnny the Boy

Deviantly Repeatable Quotes

Goose: Hey fella, you’re a turkey you know that!?


Goose: Jimmy the Goose, larger than life and twice as ugly!


Fifi: What is this, bonny week?

Max: Look. Any longer out on that road and I’m one of them, you know? A terminal crazy… only I got a bronze badge to say I’m one of the good guys.


All Australians: “OI”

Deviant Remake

Continuing Fury Road, we’d love to see a Furiosa centric movie.

Deviant-Worthiness

Mad Max is slow but skippable. If you’re looking for the Mad Max completionist experience, then obviously watch it.

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Show Quotes

Lucho: “This is going to sound terrible, and I am a terrible, terrible person, but I was waiting – waiting for the moment when his wife and baby get killed.”

Clint: “Why am I not surprised? I’m not surprised Guch.”


Devo: “They call him best of the best, top shelf – OI!”


Lucho: “I felt that with the success of Star Wars, and the orchestral magnificence that it had, they tried the same thing with this movie and obviously it did not work.”


Clint: “Why is 70s hot not the same as hot now?”

Devo: “Perfect example, and I know Guch is gonna back me up, but look at Sigourney in Alien, look at Sigourney in Ghostbusters and look at Sigourney everywhere else.”

Lucho: “That’s absolutely right, that’s a good point ya.”

Devo: “You look at her in Alien, you look at her in Aliens you look at her in Ghostbusters, she was top of the list!”


Clint: “By the way, what the hell kind of name is Sprog?”

Devo: “A strong Australian name!”


Lucho: “Shut your sweet mouth.”


Devo: “She’s got the flu, cut off her arms and legs.”

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Ravenous

Celebrating its 20th anniversary, the deviants of Welcome 2 Show; The Clintoris, The Guch, and The Devoslack sit down to watch Ravenous!

How to enjoy this episode:

  1. Crack open a beer
  2. Grill a piece of meat ULTRA MEDIUM-RARE
  3. Drink and eat bloody meat

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Deviant Casting Director

Robert Carlyle is a perfect villain, but I’d love to see someone like Samuel L Jackson try on the role. Maybe Tilda Swinton?

John Boyd is a man struggling with his demons, and those demons are the need to eat people.

Neal McDonough is a badass, the scene with him in the river is insane.

Deviant Script Doctor

The “main” cast is wiped out within the first half of the movie.

It’s Just so Ridiculous!

There’s no fucking way Guy Pierce survives that jump right?

  • Dude had a nasty compound fracture, wouldn’t he have gotten gangrene or something?

Colonel Ives is so nonchalant, pragmatic about it, feeding the chickens, holding someone’s skeleton hand, ridiculous lol

The Kim Coppola Award

Awarded to the Worst Actor of the Film
The Guch – David Arquette

Devo – David Arquette – “Sometimes I just hate his face.”

The Clintoris – Jeffery Davies

Overall – David Arquette

Deviantly Repeatable Quotes

“HE WAS LICKING ME!” – Toffler


“Breakfast, lunch and reinforcements.” –     Col. Ives / F.W. Colqhoun

Deviant Remake

  • There has to be an industry-wide statute of 20-30 years before you even think about a re-make, and I think it’s about time that we can see Ravenous re-invisioned.
    • Maybe a more modern take? A modern war?
    • Go more sci-fi? Zombies vs Cannibals?

Deviant-Worthiness

  • 1,000 times yes, please watch this movie.

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Wing Commander

Celebrating its 20th anniversary, the deviants of Welcome 2 Show; The Clintoris, The Guch, and The Devoslack sit down to watch Wing Commander!

Wing Commander was a victim of trying to jump on the new hotness that was movie adaptations of popular video games. After the success(?) of Super Mario Bros., Street Fighter, and Mortal Kombat, somebody somewhere decided that Hollywood needed to experience the thrill of space combat with Wing Commander.

Of course, this movie would go down in a burning furball of glory.

Awesome special effects inspired by the greats of sci-fi? Negative.

Historical accuracy to the source material? Negative.

Gripping acting to at least keep you in the space? Double negative.

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Deviant Casting Director

  • The acting is atrocious!
  • Was Freddie Prinze trying for an accent?
  • Panaka from guard from Star Wars: Episode I – The Phantom Menace is in it! And he’s a Brit!
  • Mark Hamill the voice of Merlin? Mark was also a voice on the Wing Commander Academy animated show

Deviant Script Doctor

  • The space station was in an asteroid, pretty cool, have we seen that before?
  • Zulu time? Wtf is that?
  • They do this thing that Star Wars n Star Trek to a lesser degree always seemed to avoid: somehow they’re more technologically advanced (space travel, simulated gravity, etc), yet much of their tech is inferior to ours (computer screens, floppy discs, etc)
  • What good is a self-destruct if it malfunctions?!
  • The one-liners are terrible. “Buy one get one free”?
  • “He really is a good guy once you get to know him.” Is that a popular phrase?
  • The Kilrathi were garbage.

It’s Just so Ridiculous!

  • The effects for the fighters were sooooo bad.
  • Devereuax looked like a zombie, and Blair starts making out with her!?

The Kim Coppola Award

Awarded to the Worst Actor of the Film
Matt Lillard.

However, since all of the acting was atrocious in this movie, we decided to flip the script and honor the “best” actor of this film, that being Tchéky Karyo.

Deviantly Repeatable Quotes

When he got thru the quasar, his expression was so terrible lol like a poor man’s version of Keanus Ted.

Deviant Remake

Please god no.

Deviant-Worthiness

Garbage, don’t bother.

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Show Quotes

“This movie is like watching every single CD-Rom cutscene from Wing Commander.” – Devo


“This isn’t the worst video game movie out there.” – The Guch
“What do you think is worse?” – The Clintoris

“House of the Dead.” – The Guch and Devo simultaneously


“I would rather watch Double Dragon than this movie.” – The Guch


“I’ve actually watched She’s All That a lot, and I’m not afraid to say that because… I’m a man.” – The Guch


“You saw this in the theater!? Jesus christ!” – The Clintoris


“If you’re Freddie Prinze, do you leave Devereaux there or would you go back?” – The Clintoris

“You know what, Earth had its time…” – Devo


“Do you think the Kilrathi shave down there?” – Devo


“The mouth movement you get when you’re watching the show at Chuck E. Cheese 1,000 times better than what was happening in this movie with the Kilrathi.” – Devo


“He’s trying to break the ice, he’s trying to incorporate himself with the rest of the crew and what does he do? He brings that sweet sweet bottle of Johnny Walker Black.” – Devo


“If you were to offer me a pizza and a 12 pack, I’d totally re-watch this movie.” – Devo

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Green Book

Shit gets a little serious when we decided to watch the movie that won Best Picture at the 2019 Oscars.

That movie: Green Book.

An enjoyable movie, but not without backlash. We dive into some of the issues that were expressed on social media in regards to how Green Book tackles racism.